Arsenal4ever

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Trump is running out of other people's money to pay lawyers. Save America PAC is almost broke in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He did sell Mara Lago to his son Donald Jr.

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How did the mansplainer die? (lemmy.world)
 

He fell into a well, actually

The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Airplane! mode.

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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." (lemmy.world)
 

Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R (lemmy.world)
 

and I yelled no way.

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A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)
 

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

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Why is there no professional hide and seek league? (lemmy.world)
 

good players are hard to find.

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An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika (lemmy.world)
 

so it seems fitting.

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Depends a lot on the color of their skin.

To all the new(er) Reddit refugees! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I was a Digg! refugee.