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Now if only Docker could solve the "hey I'm caching a layer that I think didn't change" (Narrator: it did) problem, that even setting the "don't fucking cache" flag doesn't always work. So many debug issues come up when devs don't realize this and they're like, "but I changed the file, and the change doesn't work!"
docker system prune -a and beat that SSD into submission until it dies, alas.
My favourite is when docker refuses to build unless u enable the no cache options. It claims no disk space (it has plenty, might be some issue with qubes and dynamic disk sizing). I set up a network cache to cache packages at the network level its saved me years in build time.