OK, then it is "King Musk" and "Jester Donald".
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Reportedly is a key word here...
I mean, it's a great opportunity for him to become the second worst president of the US. That might not happen again. President Dittman is such a good dad.
Good. Let's keep it up!
He is stealing my show.
Be careful Don. If President Musk sees this, he may become upset with you and cut off your funding.
What are you going to do about it, Mr. Vice President? You going to let that foreigner steal your spotlight? Pansy.
So, is President Musk going to shove his hand up Dumpy's ass or just use strings?
Firstly, "President Musk" isn't a joke.
Secondly, half the reason everybody says it is to piss off Vice-President Trump.
First "Gentleman" Trump.
Secondly, half the reason everybody says it is to piss off ~~Vice-President Trump~~ First Lady Musk.
Fixed it for you. Trump doesn't even have the prestige or influence of a vice president (and that alone speaks volumes) in this situation.
Edit: no offense meant to women/trans folks.
Hey, just so you're aware, a lot of women and trans people find this joke pretty misogynistic and transphobic since it implies that it would be more demeaning for Elon to be a woman or queer than it is for him to be his regular cringey self. Something to keep in mind so we don't friendly-fire on our allies!
Edit for anyone still struggling with this: if 👏 you 👏 misgender 👏 ANYONE 👏 on purpose 👏 then 👏 trans 👏 people 👏 will 👏 not 👏 trust 👏 you 👏
ThePowerofGeek, you're great and appreciated and I hope you don't read anything below from the people who want you to have a worse reaction so their feelings don't get hurt vicariously.
Hmm, good to know. Thanks.
What are you talking about? Trump all but runs the republican party at this point. Let's not forget he has like a third of the population ready to commit violence at the mere suggestion by him that an election was rigged (regardless of the facts). That's sure seems like influence to me.