this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The image looks like some shitpost, I wonder if I can turn it into a meme template.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, I sure do love to DoorDash™ some Dunkin'™!

Part of me hopes the original post was intentional marketing, because I'm still not ready to accept that people speak in brands now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Genericizing trademarks takes value away from brands. It's good.

Please place the used facial tissue in the steel waste receptacle....nobody has ever talked like this. You say Kleenex in Dumpster. You Hoover up a spill. You Bing your search. You shamwow literally anything.

But that's not even what's happening, they literally had actual Dunkin delivered by actual door dash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I ordered some donuts"

"Put the tissue in the bin/trash"

"Clean up a spill"

"You ~~bing your~~ search"

What on earth is "to shamwow"? I had to Google™ (read: look up) what that meant!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's an extremely well-known "as seen on tv" product in the united States. Check out some of the commercials on YouTube they are hilarious. No clue why it came to mind, tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah everything else tracked. But they bung the last bullet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Khajit has many wares for sale.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's a cat so both

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

RIP those drinks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I got a door dash drop off pic where my dog is running in the background. It's one of my fave pics of her lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Don't put food directly in front of the door!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

one of the situations in which it should be "for lil bro and me"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Play with me! PLEASE!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand why anyone would have this sort of thing delivered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I did this twice:

  1. I was very drunk and had Dairy Queen delivered. I was immediately ashamed when I saw the bill and hid all the evidence from my wife in shame. Would not recommend. It was over twice the cost.
  2. I was in a rush for a trip, the car had issues so I needed to get a rental the morning of, and I didn't have time for breakfast or to stop at a fast food restaurant. So I made the horrible choice of getting junk food delivered while I got ready. Overall not a horrible choice, but I wouldn't recommend it.

The economics of delivering fast food are awful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

More money than sense.

Shit like this is way more common than you realize. Here where I am near Boston there are countless people who come into all manner of fast food places to just pick up food to deliver to people. Oftentimes there are more delivery drivers picking things up than in person orders. It's wild. They usually double park with their hazards on or slide into a handicap spot to boot, and they'll absolutely bypass the line and ask the workers even though there's a long queue ahead of them.

Meanwhile everyone says they can't afford to save up for housing and that they don't make enough money to do anything.... and then they'll go grab their delivery with a 30% upcharge and a tip on top from outside where a driver dropped it off.

The pandemic escalated this trend from an uncommon oddity with a decent price (because pre-pandemic it was largely VC subsidized) but around 2021 the fees were cranked up to 11 and payments to drivers went through the floor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I definitely see clusters of tablets at some restaurants so they can manage it all.

It's definitely quite common. And I hate it. I have a hard time not judging folks' use of these things, at least in the USA where the people doing the actual work don't get their fair share of the money, let alone health insurance or paid time off or sick leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Out of French Crullers again!!!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DoorDashing coffee is insane