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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes people do it.

No they shouldn't.

Maybe we all should once Trump disbands the USDA.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don't contaminate any surface with its juices.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

This is sounding extremely unsanitary

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Only meat I routinely wash is porkchops. Slimiest stuff on the market

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