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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just had co-workers telling us about this as if it was the strangest thing ever, that there were "shadow aliens". They said that there was a bunch of military and Homeland Security that showed up to it as well (haven't seen anything about that anywhere) and that they confiscated any video or phones that anybody had of it... but that all sounds pretty far-fetched in this day and age. Like, yea, I believe somewhere out there, aliens of some sort exist... but for them to just show up at a Miami mall of all places is kind of stretching it.

The only thing kind of weird is that there wasn't any video of the stuff going on inside. I don't doubt all those cops would've been called out based on what little information they may have had in the beginning, maybe all they got a report of was "explosions" in the mall and so obviously they think it's something else, but that nobody has a cell phone video of this 50-person brawl breaking out is strange in this day and age.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Here are some people speaking out about what they had happen:

Cops are not allowed to comment on it:

Cellphone was taken:

When you freak out for your life, you don't press record:

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

On tiktok i found this;

1st hand witness #1 https://www.tiktok.com/@portarok/video/7320640607658052907

~~1st hand witness #2 https://odysee.com/@InfoNews:f/Miami-Eyewitness:9 .~~ (on his tiktok he admits making it up)

Regarding the rooftop video-shot which is all over the news, as if there’s an alien walking… There a better video from another angle, showing those are 3 cops walking… https://youtu.be/fhyx_22iZIE?t=557

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Florida Man went to the mall on DMT?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

DMT is too short-acting, unfortunately. Florida man went to mall on PCP, most likely.

If there is anything that Florida needs more of, it's DMT. That, and any other psychedelics they can get. Having everyone in the state take breakthrough dosages might do the world some good.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never done DMT (and at this point based on my medications, I wouldn't want to risk serotonin syndrome). How short-acting is it?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

15 minutes and I am almost positive that dmt affects serotonin.

MDMA is the main one for that.

I could be wrong so double check an interaction chart, combos can be weird.

Looking at you cocaethylene.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am on several medications for a nerve disorder. I pretty much stay away from everything but weed just in case.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

DMT ingested orally with an MAOI would do it