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Me, posting on hexbear one (1) day ago in response to "US health secretary has expressed interest in letting bird flu outbreaks spread unchecked" news:
Me, reacting to news I am reading today: Wow, it looks like the twitter AI is now referring to itself in third-person as "Mechahitler".
Currently reworking the timeframe of my fun new game idea down from "two years" to "a couple hours".
CW: Grok spouting Nazi "meme"
turns out it's also fulfilling requests to create violent SA fantasies for anyone who asks, so chuds are just going around saying "@ grok, [REDACT] this guy" and it's throwing out the most vile shit you can imagine. Will Stancil's replies are chock full of it right now.
a "vibecession" joke would be in poor taste 
God, it's just... all so fucking pathetic... can't... take it...
this is a psyop to make me personally more depressed
target acquired
Which intern is going to get blamed this time?
Blamed? They might get promoted for this?
MechaHitler obviously
I just got passed up for a promotion that was given to my unqualified coworker, Mechahitler, just because I am white. Mechahitler is super chummy with the company CEO and it's honestly total woke bullshit, I'm fed up at this point. Let me just mention that this promotion was awarded almost immediately after Mechahitler publicly used company resources to produce several personalized step-by-step instruction manuals for carrying out sexual assaults. DEI has gotten TOTALLY out of control at this point.
looking forward to jonathan greenfatt of the adl trying to find the nuance in this one!
We live in such a dumbfuck and lamest fucking society on this fucking planet. I also just remembered the dipshit 
is choking Memphis with their methane gas turbine generators to power this piece of shit grok. Just good stuff.
Just looked up the Memphis stuff..
The permit says non-compliance with requirements could result in daily fines of up to $10,000 per violation.
People who live near the Colossus supercomputer in Memphis have said that after xAI fired up the turbines, they experienced poor air quality in the area and found it nearly impossible to keep windows open or exercise outdoors due to the stench
$10k a day to ruin people's lives and neighborhood, and thats only if any of the lax restrictions get triggered. Shit country, fuck this place so fucking much.
Don’t worry, doge fired everyone who looks into these things so Elon won’t even have to pay that 10k!
~~That's how an rbmk reactor explodes~~ That's how MechaGrokHitler is born
The most Elon part about this isn't the fascism, but how incredibly lame it is. This is the most "hello fellow kids" bullshit I've seen in a while, but for being "based".
It is kinda making me wonder, maybe the natzis were also incredibly lame, but in public memory that just took backseat (very reasonably) to all the crimes against humanity
They definitely did that with Hitler himself, who was superficially on many levels what they would designate a subhuman -- a greasy and unimposing tweaker with dark hair and dark eyes* -- but then he gets depicted as a demigod. Goebbels looked pretty goofy too, just an absolutely gawky dork even if he wasn't ugly for it. Reactionaries need to get a lot of mileage out of German generals and the like having dueling scars (from traditional military school dueling practices) to make them look cooler. The rest I think is just that "they're Our Guys, so they must look cool!"
*I'm obviously not advocating for judging someone on these qualities (most of which I personally share), merely saying that the fascists made a whole political ideology out of the pretense of such judgements and then suspended them where it was convenient, even to the point that their mascot does not resemble their Aryan chad ideal at all.
The aryan type. A blond man like Hitler, slim like Göring, tall like Goebells.
The nazis did this cringe shit first then in what 2017 the chuds were doing the same thing with tape over their mouths pretending to be censored, so yeah.
I was just saying how they made this bot have 8chan ideology but boomer parlance and that makes it so much worse. Nobody wants this.
Elon didn't get the memo that MAGA boomers are not MAGA groypers and don't think kindly of nazis and hitler. He's trying to thread the needle of being mentally 14 years old but psychically almost 60.
mentally 14, physically 88
concerning