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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Big food is kind of a marketing thing in America. Restaurants want to give their customers more " bang for their buck" (or at least appear to), but they don't want to lower prices. Instead, they increase portions. This has lead to a size arms race where every restaurant wants to claim they have the biggest food in town. This is especially the case for burger joints. It doesn't matter to the restaurant if customers eat all their food, since they pay for all of it either way. I'm guessing Americans are more culturally susceptible to this marketing tactic, since bigger-is-better is common here, and hence things have been taken further than in other countries.

This seems to be another case of someone throwing reason out the door for the sake of insulting Americans. There is no way you would be getting "shit eating grins" for ordering a kids meal. And if your large burgers are smaller than a kids meal, you either have very little size variation, or the small would be like a single bite.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Falsified and homosexual. No Yuroopeens allowed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There are other places to eat, though? Why travel and get fast food? Get something local - anything that is a nationwide chain is nonsense, the US is too big to have one cuisine.

Here, get a Cuban sandwich, black beans, and fried plantains. You will still have enough for two meals, they aren't wrong about the portions, but at least it will be good.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Just watch Bowling For Columbine to find out exactly how fucked up the USA is.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I REALLY wish they would have went to Five Guys.

Guy 3/5: fills 32 ounce cup with fresh hot, salt slathered fries. Drops cup in a large bag. Takes another full scoop of the fries and throws them in the bag. Easily 4-5 potatoes worth.

The cup of fries should be 1300 calories, they easily put twice as many in. That's a daily food intake worth of calories for the side alone.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ragebait, am European, love American Food!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Europe, the portions are European sized. In the US, they are whale-sized.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

In Europe you pay 20€ for a semi decent micro Burger some Hipster slaps together, wearing black Nitrile Gloves thinking his shitty minimalistic "Burger-~~Shop~~Artisery" will become the next big joint.

I think both cultures have their issues when it comes to food. Europeans are just more pretentious about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

America has pretentious, expensive burger joints though, and Europe has fast food. The real battle isn't "American vs. European", it's "the people in power vs the people that aren't", in both places. Trying to draw divides like "Europeans are more pretentious about their food" is just a distraction from that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know where you live, but either you live in an expensive city, only eat burgers at hipster places, or are memeing. I can still find perfectly good burgers for 12€ in my city and they fill me up. It's not necessary to get stuffed and roll back home like a US landwhale.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's interesting reading responses on this because I'm gathering a lot of Europeans/non-americans think that burgers are always fast food?

When an american thinks of a good burger I think most of us are picturing our favorite bar and grill's burger, not a chain fast food one.

Are burgers pretty much only at fast food chains in other countries?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. Tons of places make them. I have no clue what these people are on about. Just fake outrage, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

REEEEE NOT EVERYWHERE IS AMERICA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It would be interesting to have a poll by country about what people think a burger is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm always interested in polls and stats. But I'm fairly confident that this one would be boring. Just your run of the mill buns, patty and whatever fillings are most popular. Usually a mix of lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, cheese (altho some might see cheese as a cheeseburger thing and think that's not a burger)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t even think the stereotypical giant american burger is a thing anymore unless you go to places that specifically market a special large burger. Now a $12 burger is just regular sized. And an $18 “artisanal” burger has a thin disc of meat and is taller than it is wide.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the point here is that "regular" for Americans is not the same as "regular" for Europeans.

A European "large drink" in a fastfood restaurant is 500ml. In the US, 473ml is a small one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand that. I was referring to shrinkflation specifically, where the typical regular american size burger is the same as anywhere else now and not like the stereotype before where everything is bigger in the US. I agree it still applies to soda drinks though.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anyone who looks at the U.S. and thinks it's a fucked up country because of the food just isn't paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It may not be the only issue but it is definitely on the list.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed to both of these points, though as an American I will say there are healthier options, it's just that they make those cost twice as much as the cheaper, unhealthy options.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed. It's just not where I'd start changing things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I dunno. As the saying goes,"You are what you eat." And our elected "leader" advocates the leading producer of junk food.

Maybe if the American populace had actual nutrients in their bodies instead of butter and lard, we'd be able to critically think for once

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think the most sacred, fundamental, and important “right” my fellow Americans care about is the right to self destructive behavior.

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