Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
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Tim is getting married at ~22?
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
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In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.
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Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn't until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children's cartoon from 1999. So mostly 90s kids.
I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
You must have missed it, cuz you would have been around 15 when it came out
Yeah I’m Songebob, middle school didn’t exist when I was 30
And you think it's weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I'm almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers
I mean from what I've seen people under 25 are barely "on" the internet, more like floating through the internet, absorbing content by osmosis.
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Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon
fake because tim is marrying a girl
How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
In a row?
In my case, at least one
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Real and bi
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.
That's fair I graduated in 06 on a military base in England. Partly why it was so fun cause the faculty had no clue what to do with me.
If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?
I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.
I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.
I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.
Do trans women date people without disclosing it?
saying "straight guys" here gives me the implication that you think it isn't straight for a cis guy to date a trans gal, which is transphobic. hoping that's just me reading it wrong or you expressing it wrong though.
to answer the question at hand though none of my trans friends would want to date someone who "would murder them if they 'tricked them'"
maybe there are a few trans people interested in tricking transphobes into having sex with them but that sounds extremely dangerous per that comment before...
I'll change the question
If they're pre/non-op, it's certainly wise to, though I don't see any reason to do so if they're post-op
Edit: these guys probably weren't referring to dating though- many trans women are unlikely to out themselves at a public bar to every guy that hits on them
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