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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

My wife is definitely gay then

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

CHOO CHOO

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"hear me out man"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

"I have an idea for a great prank."

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