this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Dick is dick I'd say

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

My wife is definitely gay then

[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

"I have an idea for a great prank."

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