I laughed at that more than one might expect.
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."
"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
I DONT GET IT
No soap, radio!
Zooty, zoot-zoot!
I understood that reference!
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke
No
Okay.
Have you been an AI long?
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
Who's there?
No
Okay
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Uh, because it's a waste of time!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn't have to.
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