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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

You guys think there's an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he's famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Probably so.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I still can't get over the fact the dude's name is "Luigi Mansion."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't even think about rescuing your hero that we're parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we're able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count...

Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we're in flack jackets.

Actually, make that two attackers...and they can only have knives and rocks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or one uvalde school shooter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bullies are cowards.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

The whole thing of "they took him for Burger King" is a red herring. Cops are required to feed you. Some departments have policies about always checking if a new arrestee is hungry, and getting them some fast food if they say yes, so their attorney can't say later that they were coerced during questioning because they had been denied food for whatever amount of time.

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What makes you think they haven't?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.

The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Edi stands for Edison and verse stand for Universe

A Universe of Lightbulbs 💡🌌

🙃

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt and i have befriended thousands of white supremacists, and I send the FBI all the information about what they do that I see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to ask, how hard is it to be in that world? I'd have a hard time staying positive seeing the absolute gutter trash of humanity like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think part of me is a bit pleased with myself that I've managed to fool them so thoroughly that it seems sort of funny as well while I do it, but it is also hard. They're all very insecure, they have zero hobbies or interests, like not even sports or TV, and they all just seem to have no emotional connection to anyone really. For some reason their pets are ALWAYS dying, like at least once or twice a week one of their pets die, and it's because they don't take care of them. They mostly all have shitty jobs, although one is a physician assistant and one is an editor at Pluto TV, but the rest are pretty marginal. That makes them wildly pathetic in my eyes, and that overshadows their hate. I think of them as lead babies, they're just so emotionally blunted.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Keep up the good work! o7

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

well it IS called the fediverse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won't care.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

When you say Nazis, you mean actual nazi nazi, or anyone who doesn't politically agree with Lemmy.worlds world view? Genuine question, like for Palestine for example Edit: nvm you answered it later

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Holy shit dude, you're doing god's work. If you don't mind me asking, what got you into/how did you start doing it? And do the FBI only care if there in these groups or are they also interested in people saying awful things online. Keep up the great work

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don't just let Luigi go.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because if there's one thing US police are known for, it's accountability

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (7 children)

There still people who think police is not on the owner class team lol

It is a class war, get woke

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