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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (12 children)

He's high profile and people might want to break him out. That's probably the reason.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well, I mean, it's Emmanuel Goldstein here.

You know, the arch nemesis of the Party, the guy in every Two Minutes of Hate?

Obviously his capture warrants a significant security presence, who knows what he's capable of.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Come on, don't pretend y'all didn't love that photo.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

They're afraid he might 3D print an escape copter and break free...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Maybe it is a distraction from strike breaking?

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 days ago

The shareholders demand blood and a show.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hero needs to have his posse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know, right? Some billionaire might jump out of the crowd and try to start some shit. Gotta be ready for them.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well, Elon and Donald have taken care of the "salaried" thing now. But yes, they are showing him off like Hannibal Lector. They have treated worse people better, but they just killed "blacks", not CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They‘re just treating him like this because it is less common to kill a CEO than students or black people.

I hope nobody changes that, sincerely. I really hope that, from the bottom of my heart. If someone was to hunt CEOs for sport, that would be so awful! Oh dear lord I would not want to live in a world where poor innocent CEOs were hunted like dogs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

It would be a horribly dystopian twist on Battle Royale / Hunger Games if CEOs of companies found to have caused needless death or suffering, were rounded up and pitted against each other. And televised.

Nobody should think of that. It’s terrible. Can nobody write that down please.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

might as well, if they're salaried they're getting paid either way.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And this way at least they're not shooting any black people or dogs!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I don't think they're ever off duty for that.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's making a statement that if you go after the rich/CEOs - they'll throw every resource into finding you.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The lesson of the story seems to be to keep the fuck away from McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've started to doubt the McDonald's story - I don't see how anybody could have recognised him, based on the photos that were released. The FBI were given LM's name on the 5th (as someone who had been reported missing), and they arrested him on the 9th. My conspiracy theory is that I think they found him using means that they don't want us to know about, and sent a group of ex-cops to McDs, to loudly talk about him until they were overheard by an employee. So it could've happened anywhere, really.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Parallel construction for sure.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah no shit, crowds didn't gather around to ask for the release of the college killer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

^ this.
The media outreach of one person was huge and is a bigger risk to transfer than the other. Ill let you all figure out who is who

[–] [email protected] 148 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Why are we pretending like this isn't prudent on NYPD's part? If this weren't 2000 miles away I'd probably show up, if not to try and bust him out then at the very least to throw shit at the cops and yell. And if I'm considering driving a prius thru the fence to free the guy, I can only imagine what the non suburban-cishet-white-male-techie demographic is feeling about it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I'd try to get close enough to look like one of those true crime fanatics and throw my bra and panties at him. Pretty sure he would know how to use the bra wire to make lockpicks.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, I assumed it wasn't too keep him under control, but because of the hero worship he's receiving.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

Of course it still looks really bad on camera. This is one of those lose/lose situations where your best course of action still amplifies a message you probably don't want to amplify.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Absolutely. Turns out people still hate murderers, and like justice. Hence the love for luigi and why Derrick Murderer hasn't got crowds demanding his release...

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