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man i'd rather hang out with a gorilla at the mall than most people, wtf kind of question is that
Silverback. Yeah mambas should be scared and stay away, but one crazy one and you can't hide anywhere. With the gorilla I just need to stay somewhere closed off, like on top of an elevator car. But also silverbacks understand conciliatory gestures. If you're submissive they won't attack you. Literally the opposite of a black bear encounter. Make yourself small, look away, and slowly move away.
I'm Australian so obviously a black mamba. Dealing with more venomous snakes than that in your house and property is just how you grow up, even in outter suburbs of metro areas.
Not Australian but we used to get snakes in our house. Usually just bull snakes which aren't venomous. One time though there was a diamond back rattle snake that got behind my bed, did not like waking up like that.
The gorilla scenario is why I keep a pair of sunglasses on me at all times
Me and 24 gorilla pals going to Auntie Annie's after a movie then looking through GameStop.
I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.
Take some warm clothes, hang out in a walk in fridge at the the food court. Easiest however much they're paying me for this I've ever made.
That would work for the gorilla too, unless it saw you go in, and was particularly mad.
oh its mamba time. for sure.
Gorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.
They may be, but it's still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won't ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That's the first place they'll hide waiting for you.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
Decoy roll.
Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don't accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.