Context: Windows Update bricking stuff
What? The penguin bird is so fat that it is bigger than a window? Or... I know: "Stick penguin into hole!" But why? Nah... Hey, can somebody read ancient Egyptian?
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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I learned one morning that a cmos battery could become a resistor. It can fail in a way that it's not working nor completely dead but passes just enough current to make a server motherboard that otherwise might A: Work, B: detect it's dead/missing and boot anyway with defaults to instead C: just freeze and not do anything. That was a fun full day of time wasted.
When I was 12, I thought I had broken the family computer trying to get Ultima III to run. I read every MS-DOS manual I could find trying to fix it before someone found me out. It was the frikin CMOS battery. I learned a lot of DOS that summer.
Using the capital punishment symbol instead of the killed in action symbol suggests windows was executed after the war (likely by installing linux lol)
There are variations of the Skull and Crossbones here that have specific meaning?
On wikipedia, capital punishment is a skull and amd bones, killed in action is a christian cross
Thats kinda shitty its a cross. Like holding one religion above the others on a fucking encyclopedia.
It is not a Christian cross, the symbol is the dagger β which is also often used for adding post-scriptum information or challenging parts of a text.
People often mistake it for a cross, given the look, but there's no actual preference towards any religion here.
The cross is an entirely different unicode character: β
Huh TIL. I searched just to confirm and its listed even on wikipedia itself. Thanks for claifying.
Is there a symbol for a zombie, something that supposedly died many times over but keeps coming back?
That's the definition of a phoenix: π¦βπ₯
Because KIA takes way too much room on the page.
I have a motherboard in a state where it won't boot unless you pull and reinsert the cmos battery. After this it will boot exactly once.
It will also boot without issue if you don't have a cmos battery at all. This is obviously not ideal.
I wonder if these issues are related? I purchased the motherboard second hand in this state about a year ago. So it is far too early for this update, but it remains a mystery.
Y'know the setting in the bios where you can choose boot on power restore, stay off or last state? This relies on a capacitor on the motherboard near the bios battery to store the last state. This 5 cent capacitor can die and sometimes behave like you are saying. I had a repair guy fix it cheap and that server worked normally after that.
I had something kiind of similar once, where it would only boot after trying to boot once, letting it run a bit in idle, and then rebooting where it would actually succeed. Turned out I forgot to put the clear cmos jumper back to neutral after i reset cmos.
So my best guess (other than new battery) is check the jumpers maybe
Have you tried putting in a new battery?
Ain't nobody got time for that
Wait... Microsoft is shit?!
But how many civilians cannibalized?
There are no civilians when profit is involved.
we prefer to classify that a 'charitably donated meals'
Allen&Heath sound controllers on Ubuntu had a funny failure too. It's touchscreen and extra screen would show nothing on boot although the sound controls (for one surface config) works. In order to fix that, you need a replacement battery, a keyboard to boot into it's BIOS and a password they don't disclose publicly. I revived a couple of these by a pure luck of discovering someone posting said passwords 5+ years ago. It's so hostile I hate it.
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