I'm going to 3d print the internet with PCV boards and promptly throw it away.

Fast forward 400 years and a new religion gets started when someone unearths the metal blog tablets.

Goddammit Ea-nāṣir is at it again, selling cheap copper

Nice reference

"Nothing is written in stone!"

"What about the Rosetta Stone?"

Now that you mention it, are there laser etching or engraving tools that may be available outside of industrial applications should one want to record their silly thoughts in a more permanent form?

This is what the IPFS is for.

That would be a good thing for historians so they'll be able to know for a fact that we had nothing interesting to say.

Bamboozled again by Ea-Nasir

"I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."

Future archaeologists will wonder at how 'literally' became defined as its own antonym, and why there were no other adverbs for a decade.

I imagine that, given enough time, fundamentalist religious assholes will figure out a way to destroy everything, including themselves.

Full circle

Here's the relevant xkcd.