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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"combined with a form of fusion"

it's right there in the script

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Enhanced mitochondria. The powerhouse of 01

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You mean ram sticks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago

What's her problem

[–] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That’s just a succubus/incubus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"It's a living..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That robot is most likely not sentient.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Sticky, mostly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Meh, it's a living!

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