I'll take "things I wasn't actively considering and wished I could unlearn" for 1000, Alex.
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Bro your fork was burried in fucking rocks and dirt with this logic
Yeah that's why you wash things.
Every man's hand you've ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman's hand you've touched has been in a vagina.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would've touched you with their hands so by proxy you've been touched by a person who's had their hands on some kind of genetalia
I don't really mind this thought
What's disturbing is the thought that there are some restaurants that we've al visited that may or may not have properly cleaned their utensils before giving them to you to use. Which means there is a tiny chance that the fork you use at a restaurant may have been in the mouth of the person in the picture.
I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.
I eat with my hands as well 👍
The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.
"Hurm hurm hurm, at my favorite restaurant? Hah! Scum like that can't afford it!"
Or
"What? Naw, we use disposable forks" at my favorite restieraunts"
Universal comprehensive healthcare would help.
I live in Britain.
All our mouths are like that.