this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

serial killers usually don't get past a dozen victims, mass murder fits better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No such thing as real news outlets any more. The only thing I care about is someone that is a hero for taking out someone that oppressed me in a corrupt dystopian system.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's very telling that there are so many more news stories about this guy than about the family that the Killed CEO left behind. The papers know who everyone actually wants to hear about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serial killer? He has less of a body count than the Quarter Pounder

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

The ceo is the serial killer

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wanna do-over on that headline?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Markov chain ass looking headline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

markov chain with an ngram of 1

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit it was autocorrect for “markov”

Dumb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I guessed that, but wow. Hilarious