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Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991 by Linus Torvalds. Linux is typically packaged in a Linux distribution (or distro for short).

Distributions include the Linux kernel and supporting system software and libraries, many of which are provided by the GNU Project. Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.

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I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lie to your (insert relative here) that Linux is faster and you install SSD to their computer with a penguin on it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Can’t believe it’s not Windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its (windows)10'oclock. Do you recall where your screenshots are?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yours to make, yours to break.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The ultimate protection for your truck

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a headache but it's your headache.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Fun facts:

The OS wars are over, and Linux won.

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Switch to linux and your kids is call

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

At least it's not Windows?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Leave us alone, we don't need more users

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Take your digital freedom back!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

With a bit of a double-entendre, "It powers the world", since it's the most common server platform.

More funny: "It's not an OS. It's a hobby."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Two out of 10 Linux users agree that insert name here is the best distro

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Choose your starting level!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

improvements over the competition are black and white... and a little yellow.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The penguin is merciful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wobbly Windows in a Windows-less World

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sovereign Computing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"It just works"

..because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it's not true of Windows anymore.

Alternatively "No nagging, no forced online account."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

When I started my own design for Tux I came up with "it's all about U" written on the repo where I've developed it (upstream isn't updated)

In hindsight it involuntarily highlights the difference between the open source and the free software movement pretty well, I'm definitely for the latter, but it is accurate to the product and its creator

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

"It's terminal"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

From one of my memes (which compares the common 3 OS types): https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/3ad94e0f-c145-4b1b-9a41-16f3ebcfee1b.webp

It will hurt the whole way down. Please don't climb.

Also implies that you can actually climb it (metaphorical for "learning") and has the option to stay above or climb down. Based on the image, its an art project that just stays there for you to explore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Jokingly: "Linux is free if your time is worthless"

Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the "free as in free beer" misinterpretation of the term "free software", I've always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you'll need to make if you've spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This hurts in my first Gentoo installation. Sharp, precise, and accurate pain.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"I didn't want to play that game anyway."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For me that game was Rust and it was more 'Maybe for the best if I don't touch that game again'

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I'm proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

lol I was going to suggest "it just works"

I would not have suggested that before this year but it's definitely true now, or at least truer than for Windows/Apple.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good one from back in the day (not mine): "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

But it has a direct reference to it's competitors which won't be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And when you tell your OS to poweroff it... powers off. Wow.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

it's like magic or somethin'.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

“Capitalism kills”

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"For slogan, please refer to the according man page"

more seriously maybe "Software it your own way"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recently passed Linux Foundation System Admin and they had a weird Debian that just slapped me with man not found or something like this

I like it, but I think proprietary can tell it too.

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