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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Capitalism baby! Cut the weak. It's not us, it's you.

Fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I’m assuming that it was one of those anonymous surveys…who ever believed that they’re anonymous?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Imagine if they kept just one of the people who reported feeling stressed... How stressed do you think they'd be after seeing this?

That'll give them perspective! Next time they won't feel so stressed out 😀

(This was all written very tongue in cheek. I am not a serious person.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Companies value liars who compete for the best readily made fake speech. Nothing new to see here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happiness Patrol and Smile?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you're sick.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don't forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe committed to destroy a healthy work environment, e.g. a work environment in which employees can be open about how they feel and don’t need to fake being happy?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? ............

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like their leadership team could use a few adjustments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hopefully nobody takes the recent news headlines in NYC as a call to action to make these adjustments. That'd be unthinkable despicable. /s

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I like that "fostering a healthy and supportive work environment" translated to "CULL THE WEAK!"

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.

Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.

Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

No no no. They're not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.

They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm going to pop this balloon, but I'm not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes madam ( Notion online solutions Pvt Ltd.) is a customer focused tech platform, which aims to disrupt every service sector and provide complete transparency in each and every services on our platform with the help of technology . For us - the customers comes first , employees second , and we comes in the end .

It went from bad to worse there in the ass. Sorry, end.

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/yes-madam

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least they are all coming.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

In a relationship it's important to make sure everyone comes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

yes madam 🥴

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what happens if you don't allow slavers to carry a whip.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They pick up a different whip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They find a way, one way or another, they find a way.

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