That is how you show up to clown school.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2024
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This wins the most ridiculous thing I’ve read on the internet this year. And it’s December.
as someone who went to clown school, I can't say that everyone there was very smart.
they had to have an intervention with the year below me because they all stopped eating solid food to do a fad diet with some kind of herbal tea.
Just putting it out there - this is one of those situations where a story about the inner drama of clown school (with pictures if possible) could elevate you to an internet legend. I personally had no idea it was a multi-year process.
Joel McHale might play you in the movie adaptation. This lady could make a cameo once she’s out of prison and deported back to the US. Maybe don’t startle her on set, though.
I want to lie down on a rug in front of the fireplace and listen to your clown school tales, while you sit in a rocking chair and knit
I bet you could do a really interesting AMA based on that experience
Maybe!
in the mean time the school I attended in name checked in this article
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There's even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into Sydney
A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
“What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”
"I am scared of shooting it... I would probably just pistol whip until I got training again," she said.
The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away. "Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."
US woman backflips in court
I'm gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
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Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
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Jesus mother of fuck
#🤡
No brain cells were harmed, or even used in any way during that particular interaction .. I suppose they also eat rocks or inject bleach?