this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What's with the fucked up font? Shit's off-putting.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

I don't believe:

Anyone snuck up on a squirrel.

Anyone caught a squirrel.

Between two Alabama men, neither had a .22 or pellet rifle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Well, yeah, but have you ever had squirrel stew? Totally worth the struggle

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

Squirrel is a weird euphemism.