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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure would be a shame if people mass produced AI imagery to give false leads...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Goodness, sure would be a shame if someone told me where I could do that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The backpack is the Everyday Backpack from Peak Design!

I need help identifying the jacket though. I wanna cosplay assassin-kun!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Don't give them any more leads.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ezio Auditoire de Firenze lookin mf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Desmond, the modern day assassin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that Christian Bale?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Naw, it's James Franco!

But also this guy in the pic has been shown to be the wrong guy. Smile guy is wearing totally different stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jimmy G, ex patriots, 49ers, raiders QB

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's my wife! I knew it! I knew it! What do I do? I want to win too!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

imagine if he turns up and no one knew

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

And gets placed 5th

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This whole thing feels right out of a comic book or a movie. That's exactly how it would go down too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What they needed was an archery contest if they wanted to catch him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

required DNA test to claim prize!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks a bit like Will Smith to me.

Or, maybe, Lucy Liu.

Or, maybe, Patrick Stewart.

Or maybe, Elmer Fudd.

Hard to pin to down. Sorry. No, I probably couldn't pick him or her out of a line-up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

While we have Nick Fuentes under arrest let's charge him with this too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Im a 200kg non electromagnetic inflammable pasteurized bio-hazardous kosher neo-green hair colored gal but Ill still attend.

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