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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Your laptop, what brand?

uuh, its a bit offensive...

..?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fucking minimalist logo fonts...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Nobody would ask for the brand in reality. For 99% of computer issues it's going to be something specific to the used software or Windows, and if the hardware turned out to be relevant in any way, you'd ask for the model because the brand itself is useless for most issues.

Sorry it was just jarring to me. :P

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Of course you ask the brand. With the less tech savvy, you need to be clear and specific in your language. If you ask "is it a macbook?" you'll get confusion as reply. People understand brands though. Even asking if it's Windows might be confusing, because Windows is all they know.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The brand can be a great identifier. If the response is "Apple", I can't help you. If the response is "HP" or "Dell" or "Walmart", I know the issue is likely because of proprietary garbage that's locked down "for the safety of the user".

When speaking to the computer illiterate, the brand question will usually be answered with either "Apple" or "Windows". You gotta get that answer out of the way so you don't waste 15 minutes trying to get someone to right-click something only to find out they only have 1 mouse button.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We know it's not an Apple user because they are using WhatsApp instead of exclusively iMessage.

/s :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In almost everywhere but America imessage is rarely used anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Almost nowhere but America exists /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I ask so I can avoid touching an HP. If you have an HP you must live with your own sins as I refuse to bare that burden again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean if it's an Alienware good chance something has burned out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Na it could also be any of the trash software, or the bios, or any one of their proprietary parts, like ram sticks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hadn't heard that, but it makes total sense given how they're manufactured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I've bought and repaired quite a few broken pcs over the years, and anytime it's an Alienware that's not starting up it usually means the motherboard has burned out and usually taken the CPU with it.

Mostly because they use the intel stock cooler on an i7 and then make that singular fan also pull double duty as exhaust in an itx sized case, without having heatsinks on any of the vrm or PSU components.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Distinguishing mac users might be significant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That is true, but that's still a weirdly phrased question if what you wanted to know is if it's a Mac.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I had an ANOS phone for a while

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

It is probably connected to an snsv monitor with an IWCH cable, and he uses a dy keyboard to type on it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's either singlish or manglish, English dialects found exclusively in Singapore/Malaysia. You can read that as "where tf"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do we have an equivalent of r/ComedyCemetery here on Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's a very quiet [email protected] and a less quiet [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can that jade PC play the classic game WOOD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cool, so far, I only heard about "dy"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Consider me jaded

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, I didn't realize but I've also had a Jade laptop. I was just holding it upside down.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would never buy Jade. I always buy snsv laptops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have dy. How does that compare to snsv?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I used to, but now my allegiance lies with ʞɹoʍǝɯɐɹɟ.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's crazy, how can somebody not know what brand of laptop they...

HOLY SHIT ME TOO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Hey, back in the late 90s I bought a laptop from a reputable seller and had literally no idea who the manufacturer was. Was a pretty good laptop for the era too. The badge on the back of the monitor said "Notebook".

I had to put the product ID code on the bottom into an online search engine - possibly very early Google - to find out it was made by Taiwanese company called Kapok.

Kind of wish I still had it, but I donated it to a good cause years ago.