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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

With regards to other confectionery, Harry enjoys most chocolate bars but is not a fan of all sweet treats.

Top notch public service journalism! 😄

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Amateur, should have duct taped it to a canvas and sell it for a couple million.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A bitcoin millionaire could've been eating it as we speak

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

So you could say his suffering was... not in vein

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just not the same without the vein

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

"It is supposed to be ribbed for my pleasure!"