The Russians were pissed when all of their soldiers died and only SG-1 made it out alive.

Despite the apparent huge age gap, they can still date under the “half your age plus 7” rule.

Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?

Are these the same worms that got into RFK Jr's brain after his meeting with his russian handler?

I wonder how this is going to advance the status of cryogenic freezing.

Can someone explain what the problem is?

Gonna need to break out the board from Cabin in the Woods

Is one of them RFK's brain worm?

A lot of times memes are what they are because they're harder to fact check (can't copy and paste text from them). People use them to spread misinformation for fun. -This is actually a confirmed meme though.

Can't snack on the tomb cheese.
Can't slurp the sarcophagus juice.
Can't eat ancient worms.
What is there to live for.

Tek ma te

Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.

Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.

Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.

I've seen this one!

The very hungry helminths.