Games

"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"

Sigh Bapinada?

"Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go."

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone."

"ROCK AND STONE!"

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That's IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

I hunger!

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

Iiin the pipe, five by five

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

Reticulating Splines

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

Do you know the definition of insanity?

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

• Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:

• I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic

Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.

• It's dangerous to go alone, take this

• "Alley-oop!"
• "You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
• "Give it some Oomph!"
• "Now it's Reyn time!"
• "Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• "Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"