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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

...wish a motherfucker would.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Since the ivermectin didn't kill him, can we push the narrative that injecting a gram of botox will make him live a lot longer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Bing!-wait, satire? Dammit I was gonna win

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I think that's the plan, lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Ya gotta be careful in today’s world. I half read the title and assumed it was real. Almost ate the onion on this one

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

You have to check for the onion now.

In the before before time we didn't have empty ball sacks in charge of aspirin. Even less the FDA.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A Fool proof strategy.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Glad I wasn't the only one.