Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?
No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.
There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.
Then and there?
No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.
Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
Blood for the blood god.
Tendies for the tendie throne.