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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate