this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 53 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago

The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

the second income is good too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 57 minutes ago

Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 hours ago

It's far less messy than having sex with your therapist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

I would take either.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 hours ago

I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.