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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago

Fake: Anon doesn't have a dad
Gay : Anon didn't hit~on~ a woman

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 33 points 4 months ago (9 children)

In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can't talk about it or else I'm gonna start crying.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because then she would have no toast for them.

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

very good question

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 4 months ago

Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 4 months ago

Crocodile dundee moment

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