this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Fake: Anon doesn't have a dad
Gay : Anon didn't hit~on~ a woman

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (9 children)

In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can't talk about it or else I'm gonna start crying.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because then she would have no toast for them.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

very good question

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Crocodile dundee moment

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