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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

both come from the same root

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Loose rhymes with noose. I can't think of a word that's spelled and pronounced like lose so you have me there.

choose lose cruise booze

all rhyme lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Words pronounced like lose? That's easy. Close

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Close is way closer to clothes than it is to lose. And close is more like gross.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

I was joking, close would only be pronounced similar to lose if it were spelled clues.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with “The Chaos” by Gerard Nolst Trenité?

Deep breath:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I believe the generally accepted scientific term for the English language is "clusterfuck".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

*kloostaphux

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago

english is a very silly language that's evolved so you can do almost anything with it

it's a risky strat but it seems to have worked

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

May as well combine words with the same pronunciation into one word and call it Simplified English (/s)

Honestly tho, this is one of the features of Simplified Chinese, which created the infamous "fuck vegetables" (干菜类).

It's meant to say "dried vegetables" (乾菜類 in TC), but 乾→干. Meanwhile, there exists 幹→干 as well, which means "fuck".

fuck vegetables

[–] [email protected] 3 points 35 minutes ago

So this is where I find cucumber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck as in curse or as an action?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Used in this context? Action. But it can mean both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Even better :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

It's a miracle I know it, and having to teach someone how to read and spell was an eye opener for me trying to explain "this is like this except for this one word because... Reasons and sometimes there's a variation like this because...reasons" so many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 33 minutes ago

Mostly the "reasons" just boil down to etymology. We spell things the way the languages we stole them from spelled them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Having to explain to my spanish speaking friends why an english word is spelled one way but pronounced another entirely different way gave me the same experience. So many times i have to tell them: “i don’t know english is just weird.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Agreed, I am teaching my second son to read.

I am having the same conversations as when I taught my first to read.

"ok, this word is a 'sight word' because it doesn't make the sounds you expect. It says won, but it looks like it says on-e"

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