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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 hours ago

I was surprised to see this was the Onion given that people were unironically saying this when Wolfenstein 2 dropped.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I mean, it still is shallow one-dimensional propaganda, it's just not hurting anyone ... or at least it shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

low hanging fruit (shallow growing onion???) because this has happened for basically every game featuring nazis as enemies for the past decade or so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Modders are gonna have field day with this one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

It’s not satire if it’s explicitly stating the truth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Wait was this article satirical??? 🤣 I thought it was for real but theb I saw it was posted in The Onion community..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

In your defense, this literally happened with the Wolfenstein game remake.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

You ate the Onion, like many of us lately. There are so many ridiculous things happening irl, that i have to do double takes and check again what community I'm at.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

God... remember the new Wolfenstein duology? Machine Games had zero problems outright getting on stage and saying "fuck Nazis" and they were some of the most glorious and satisfying glory kills in all of gaming.

Then comes the sequel and it was clear Microsoft had given them a talking to and they had to do a MUCH more muted presentation. And chuds were freaking out and insisting that the KKK would NEVER have allied with the Nazis because they... love america too much?

And then the third game never materialized and we instead got a really mediocre action game that alludes to what would have happened in the third. And I suspect THAT only came out to help promote gamepass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Then comes the sequel and it was clear Microsoft had given them a talking

Do you mean Bethesda?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

There is also a fairly popular DOOM mod that replaces mechaHitler with mechaThatcher, which Bethesda just banned from their certified mod db because they are fucking cowards.

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/bethesda-bans-doom-mod-about-a-resurrected-mech-demon-margaret-thatcher-because-its-apparently-a-bit-close-to-real-world-politics/

[–] [email protected] 39 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Didn't one of these games use a promotional line "Make America Natzi free again" and conservatives freaked out because they thought it was directed against them?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago

If the shoe fits...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago

That was them saying the quiet part out loud

[–] [email protected] 28 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 96 points 14 hours ago

avid gamer and founder of the group “Not All Nazis”

God I wish this didn’t feel so damn close to reality

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen this very complaint about other games in real life.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I loved Wolfenstein until it got too political :(

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago

More like Wokenstein!

[–] [email protected] 173 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Almost ate the onion this time. Ugh, this timeline sucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Looks at transdimensional timeline watch

Hour and minute hands are now bent at 90 degree angles, and mirrored.

God damnit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

So many headlines I'm like:

"Please be Onion! Please be Onion! Please be Onion!"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I meam the reboots of wolfenstien caused outrage too. Specifically I remember wolfenstien the new colossus causimg outrage when it had the tagline "Make america nazi free again" or something to that effect.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It was that, and they had the audacity to have a supporting cast of basically hyper charged versions of people who were protesting against the Vietnam War and Segregation in our universe, who were basically terrorists/resistance fighters in their timeline.

You know, socialists, communists, minority races, women.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago

Was eating it right till I checked the sub.