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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

When I play wrestling video games at night, I turn off commentary and just do it myself. My daughter walked in on me and was looking at me like I was nuts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I sometimes do it while I work, talking like I'm recording a video tutorial.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

Might as well just stream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

If you learn your ways of speech from streamers and YouTube videos, and all of them talk in 2nd person to their audience, then your learned language will sound very similar to the English you listened to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I did that when playing EU4 for some time. I have probably watched too many let's players, lol.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Software engineers call this rubber duck debugging

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Old people used to do this too. Back then it was called an internal monologue.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Isn't that statistically what most twitch streamers do

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin' to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.

Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we're cookin' now - I'm all rizzed up”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Clip that, chat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would love for someone to listen to me talk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

If you're in the US, the NSA has your back. If you're not, the NSA probably still has your back.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fine until the audience starts talking back.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

chat, are you real?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I tried streaming for the first time over the weekend. Damn is it hard to keep talking for multiple hours straight. Especially when there's zero messages in the chat. Streamers make it look normal but damn is it not

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

do it for fun. I dabbled a little to no audiece, I just liked putting on a show. No one's watching, well, no one listens to my music either.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Get a producer or anyone with you and talk to them. That's how radio and TV broadcasters used to do it. They would talk to the console or camera operator. Eventually it becomes natural to talk by yourself. It does look like unhinged behavior without the context. But it is an old skill, as old as radio broadcast. Try acting monologues to yourself, it also helps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But why? If you don't enjoy it, why try to get into streaming? The chances that it'll pay back for itself are incredibly small and it takes years of consistent streaming to get any kind of consistent audience.

If you do enjoy it, then by all means, practice a bit so it gets more natural (and more enjoyable).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

OP left no indication of whether they enjoy or not. Just that it is hard. And it is hard. Broadcasters are trained formally to do it. It requires improvisation skills, acting and physical and mental stamina. But, it can also be very rewarding. Like most things in life, there's some level of initial discomfort and hardship involved in getting to do or experience cool things. You get to choose what you want to face or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Oh for sure. I know some people who really enjoy it, and it is work.

That said, there seems to be some weird fascination w/ streaming/YouTubing, so I feel like people feel some pressure to get into it. How it's presented is very different from the work that goes into it, so I'm just pointing out that if it's not enjoyable, it's probably not a you problem.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Normal"? Probably.

Good? Probably not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think it's that bad if you're trying to solve a problem. Still, I would whisper rather than say it out loud.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to do this as a kid constantly before streaming ever existed.

Taking a piss outside? Literally competing for the longest piss distance tournament and taking the gold.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I'd always narrate what I was building with legos.

TitleSome kind of battle scene, inevitably. Sometimes a wall would be involved. Other times a bridge. Often both.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Are you still winning?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At that point just hit record and decide later if you want to post some parts of it.

Wil help build confidence to start streaming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to do it a lot as a teenager. For everything in my life. Now much less. I wonder why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Your body adapted after realizing it was a total waste of energy?

A less cynacle (however you spell that) theory might be it's useful for language learning/practicing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe not normal, but as long as you know that the audience isn't there, it's a harmless kind of weird 🤷

So go for it, fake gay guy!

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

same but for everything in my life.

i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I watch you all the time, keep going FeelsStrongMan

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.

Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Ah see, I talk to my cat when I'm at home. It isn't just me talking to myself, it's enrichment for my little furry buddy!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it helps you focus, it's just another form of rubber ducking

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I think that's just thinking out loud or talk to yourself. It's another story if OOP overreact on every turn though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Anon should just do a stream and do their best and hope one of the popular streamers/youtubers pity them and give them a donation and a shoutout to a massive audience.

Pity views better than no views.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

It's probably fairly normal now, lots of people think about being a streamer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have thought about showing off my gigantic single player creative mode Minecraft map through a live stream for years, I spent most of my free time over a decade of manually just building huge, huge structures.

And pretending to show it off to a live stream, talking about it and explaining it makes it easier to remember what/why/how I built stuff...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anon wants to livestream

You want to livestream

You should both livestream

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they'd make a cute couple

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which could make for a more lucrative live stream if they're into that..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Twitch doesn't allow porn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Two platforms, double the monetisation of the things you enjoy until every single bit of your life has been consumed by capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Give it a few more years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Other places do, though.