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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is me every single time I have gotten a job rejection email since the election. Every single time.

"You suck and no one will ever hire you and you will be stuck in this country and watch people get marched into camps."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't even started applying yet but this is how I've felt and thought too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

It feels like all I do is apply. And then notice something about my CV or the cover letter that I just sent and realize it could have been better and then say, "well fuck, I'm not going to get that job, am I?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Why is it trendy to bold random words in text now? Just for emphasis?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Absolutely excessive but it appears they at least used it mostly correctly to emphasize key areas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Go look at any Tumblr blog post screenshot for like a decade ago. This isn't new.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Man this hits close. It's a long battle but that voice does go away with age and effort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Fuck that brain guy, you don't need his drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 20 hours ago

"mentally ill" 🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I touched grass, give me my fucking dopamine. We had a deal!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Mental health recovery journey in a nutshell: don’t do what you want, do what your brain needs. Some day you will actually want that thing AND it will still help your brain! What? Didn’t you read the brain manual?

(Assistant leans in) “sir, we never figured out how to do those brain manuals”

…well good luck. Oh and you’ll want to find the right medication to give you a fighting chance. That should only take a couple years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

The unique trait of neurodivergent people is that they think about their brain as a separate entity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

we have a love/hate relationship

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Everyone does that…?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

TIL I might be neurodivergent 😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

It is just that neurotypicals are still living in the matrix

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Whoever separates matter and arrangement, hardware and software.

Lizard brain ruined the mind's day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It just raises interesting questions about our consciousness if we can kinda observe from "outside" our brain's behaviour

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

You're pretty close to the yoga concept of a witness that observes the mind https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakshi_(witness)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like disassociation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And one day, brain did shut up for good and started to follow reason's evaluations of these kind of situations. And I hope it will happen to those needing this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How can one learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

For me it was finding people who cared about me, which gave me the self-esteem to ignore bullies (including the bully-informed “voice” in my head)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

For me it was a strange and unintended cocktail of the lowest point of a depression (crisis state and constant dissociation), quitting an addiction and reading a book and declaring it was my new existential guideline. It was a philosophy book. Spinoza's ethics.

Recipies may vary to suit different tastes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

RSD my behated

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And then you melt down because you're very, very, very sorry and you know it's not a big deal but your brain is making you grovel and beg for forgiveness and you're sorry for acting like this and it's weirding everyone out and now you're sorry about that too, and now all your friends have run away and you're alone and sorry you made them run away.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Well maybe that's why I ran out of my exercise class tearing up because I bumped into another person. And leaving abruptly made everything 100xs worse. Which I know it really didn't. But also yes I looked insane and that person is right to hate me now. So now I can never exercise there again just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey. Get the fuck out of my head.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heh, if it sounds suspiciously specific it's because I went through that recently. I'm doing better now tho!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

First 30 years of my life were like this. Now I categorically don't give a fuck about much.

Be inconvenienced, bitch lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

All the random bold words make this physically painful to read.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Agreed. I found it incredibly distracting. Overall still a good post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

There's so many it had me second guessing whether they were actually bold or my eyes were fucking with me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'm so sorry.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

Me: YOU ARE BEING COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE! Brain: I KNOW, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF IT

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