this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

ill take a pocket dimension outside of our timestream I can go to escape our universe which I will be doing like alll the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Top of my wish list is a death note.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

My Serenity prayer is begging the flying spaghetti monster to get in his time machine and uncancel Firefly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

This is the correct negotiation strategy. Ask for more than what you want, throw in something ridiculous, and the "compromise" ends up being what you were going for in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago

"Best I can do is a horse that reports crimes"
- Bethesda