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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I don't know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trained, in this context is such a strong word.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't said "well trained" tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car.

It's super effective!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

acorn cuz a cop couldn't hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct's ammo supply

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Def not the guy in the back seat. Speaking of that what did he have? Autism? Gay? Black? Just plain old didn't fit in with the norm?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

Coincidence? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The fuck is a "trained" police officer?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because European cops never do anything wrong

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Not at all! But, they generally get a decent amount of training - unlike the ~6 weeks they get, here in NZ!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Da packers is the real answer

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

By the way...this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed "SHOTS FIRED!" when an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.

Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw

Here's an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

by the way, cops need guns. They need to be trained better, but they still need guns.

Not assault rifles of grenade launchers full of tear gas, but just regular pistols

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think it might be hiring. I've got a relative who was too paranoid and antsy for the post office, but he's fit right in as a sheriff's deputy. I'm glad he found a place to belong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

postal workers are regularly in way more danger than any cop ever is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Does the sheriff's office drop off recruiting pamphlets in the post office?

Like "Going postal? Apply to become a police officer today!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, the kind of people that believed all of that bullshit about WMDs and Iraq, or the kind of people that thought "reefer madness" was real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I do believe that's the joke...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I have bad news, my friend

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Glad you added "trained" in there. The training is a big part of the problem

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

And despite targeting a handcuffed person confined in the back seat of a car, they missed every shot.

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