Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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The version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."
You just got me with this
Was gonna say this shirt really isn’t that bracing, but technically it slides in under the “shirt about a thing that can go hard” loophole, so ok.
I mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.
Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:
spoiler
I have smooth brain, someone explain :(
Read this out loud:
eye
m
a
p
ness
I read them as "em" "ay" "pee" and not "mm" "ah" "pee" 🙈
I don't get it.
Edit: best I got is "I am a pi-ness". I guess it works as a math joke?
Edit2: "I am happiness?"
no way you got two with this
Im just a helpful idiot okay
🤣
I am a penis
Must be hard for you
I am a penis
You didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.
Hi penis, I'm dad
nailed it
Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.
good bar shirt
There it is.
Me more comfortable with chicken.
ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!