Or maybe Kuato.
Open your mind, Donald
Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.
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Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.
Why are we making fun of his body when its what he does thats the issue. If he was in peak physical form he would still be a stupid hateful piece of dogshit hell bent on getting attention and being a king
I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.
HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.
Here I thought it was a colostomy bag
His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?
One way or another: he's full of it.
Aka Rogan Gut
It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?
Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.
Cybertruck was a self-portrait
What the fuck?
Start the reactor Quad?
Looks like he's about to eat a child.
This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146
I can't really see the difference :S
OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.
Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.
Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.
Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?
He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.
It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -
Wow I completely forgot about tmnt. Should maybe watch it again some time, even though I tended to get tummyaches when scary stuff would happen :o
7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.
I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.
Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago
Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk
I've seen this also with heavy drinkers.
You'd see more fat distribution over the rest of his body. This absolutely looks like HGH Gut to me.
Beer, wine, yeah....but straight up booze? That shit makes your gut stick out and your limbs get all stringy.
That, and probably steroids or monkey semen extract.
Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.
Sorry about your dad.
Drankin
I came here specifically for this.
Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳
Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out
He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.
In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.
Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.
There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either
The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research
Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.
At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.
You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.
They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it
He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm
my skin is not my own!
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