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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A miserable pile of secrets and lies. But enough talk, have at you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Boy here, identified as a boy, and definitely still covering my drink.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I had to drive a friend of a friend to the hospital because some scumfuck drugged his drink. I don't even like the guy but I obviously wasn't going to leave him like that.

When talking to the doctor I was surprised to find out that men also often get drugged and it's not talked about for some reason.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What is naive realism?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is the latter dude calling the former a creeper? Or complaining about agency from rufinol?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

he has the patriot emojis but also a pirate one so I assume he's a leftie that somehow still enjoys living in America

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

w ryugewwus

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I remember an old 4chan joke from, I think, over a decade ago. It's an old memory so I hope I don't butcher it:

A 4chan user found a genie. He was tired of getting no action, so he told the genie his 1st wish was the ability to turn on sight that would let him see everyone willing to sleep with him. "Your wish is granted", replied the genie. "You can now close your eyes."

In the modern version I'd make it one of these misogynist assholes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A decade ago is 2014 so you(probably) mean two decades ago

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's possible, I left 4chan a long time ago. I won't pretend it was ever a great place, but at least there were moments of entertaining randomness. Damn I'm old.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago
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