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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Playing with children can be pretty exhausting. My daughter loved her Lego pirate ship set and had me narrating the lives of ten swashbuckling sailors on the high seas every day. I needed to be on top form or she would catch my day to day continuity errors ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I remember a friend's first child's birthday.

Me and the mom killed a pony keg because no one else had the balls too.

I'm about that friend's age now..... man, she went hard. Gonna miss her. I couldn't keep up now.

Edit: She's alive and well, married with a gaggle of kids, we grew apart. Just miss those late summer nights where the only place we had to be was a shit retail job, and we could get stoned for that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wine is acceptable, but only after you punched them, disavowed their identity, intentionally withheld education from them, made them carry their teenage pregnancy to term and ruined the planet for them. Then you can have wine. Be more republican!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Isn't that a picture of kamala?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let's not wake up a few months from now and find we've re-elected Donald Trump.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You're a bit late...

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

The only thing weird with this photo is putting a glass of ~~wine~~ anything on the floor next to kids playing games. That glass will either be spilled or broken.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I don't drink alcohol.

But I do play games with my nieces and nephews.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Stemware with a jersey? OMG the shame.

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

one candidate must be perfectly immaculate and nit-picked on the smallest detail while the other can do and say what the fuck he wants

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

She drinks wine while playing with her niece. He steals from cancer patients. It all evens out. /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

ichigo what

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is so irresponsible. I only smoke weed when playing with my kids.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I blow the bong hit in their face. THIS IS A WINNERS HOUSEHOLD

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You hear that coughing you're making son? THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY.

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