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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 days ago (12 children)

A lot of universities with large campus grounds take the approach of observing the natural foot traffic wear patterns on grassy areas, and then build walkways where the most worn down parts are.

Its... pretty obvious.

If everyone is taking an alternate, non designed path... your design sucks, modify it to facilitate what people find more effective.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

iirc it's what they did in central park. Don't create paths and later pave the desire paths that show up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Don’t underestimate youthful rebellion!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I, unfortunately, have to use GitHub at $DAYJOB and this is me. I navigate most of the webpage via the URL bar now.

Basically, let's say I'm working on a repo github.com/tomato/sauce/ and want to navigate to the Releases page.

Via the webpage:

  1. Type github.com into the URL bar.
  2. Don't find tomato/sauce/ in the list of recent repos, even though it's the only repo I work on.
  3. Click on some other repo that's at least in the tomato/ org.
  4. Navigate up to the tomato/ org.
  5. Find the sauce/ repo in the list.
  6. Traverse half the fucking screen to hit the "Releases" heading in the middle of the About-section.

Via the Firefox URL bar:

  1. Type gi→t→s→r→.
  2. Hit Enter.

I admit, it's hard to compete with the latter, but I wouldn't know how to navigate that way, if the former wasn't so terrible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

This is me, but with my work's Azure DevOps. Nice to meet a fellow auto-complete bro.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

What kind of sicko try to find their repos from the recent list on the main page??

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

"What the user needed" / "What management demanded"

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Whenever that happens, the design is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

change log: We've adjusted the 20 year old UI to better reflect modern aesthetic trends that our new hires learned in school.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fixed. Added a wall with razor wire on top to prevent this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

In IT, sometimes there's security reasons for the designed detour.
But then good design would completely obstruct the shortcut from the user's view.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Works as intended. kthxbye

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Pretty sure the user experience folk are screaming for a path to be built there but are getting ignored.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They aren't being ignored. The corner needs to be a right angle for compliance reasons.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But the actual corner isn't even a right angled corner.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They were forced to cut corners in implementation.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

It's important we do it that way for our 🌟brand identity🌟.

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