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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

This joke is a pretty good punchline but you would need more setup. Mom working at a sex change clinic is a good start but you need a reason to make the pun make sense in both senses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Was it called Expert Sex Change?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Expert ones, no less.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sue me - change me into Susan

I guess.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.