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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Of course he listens to Slayer. Why else would this photo of God and Tom Araya exist?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I approve of Lemmy being God. My mom has a couple great stories playing cards and smoking joints with them while they had the groupies come in and out lol.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

The Rapture = At literally any moment, your little child self could be snatched violently upward into space/some unknown cosmic destination to the sound of blaring celestial trumpets from the skies, etc. This is 100% real and seems increasingly likely, by the day.

Night-night, sweetie!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If God is good, they'll have a thing for goth girls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How else could we reconcile being made in their* image?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If god is anything like the dominionists, his only thing for goth girls is "convincing them to become trad wives". (I knew a few of these guys unfortunately, the very few that managed to get laid turned out to be massive abusive assholes)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if God is bad, they'll have a thing for goth girls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I hope it isn't the deific version of the thing I have for goth girls. I won't stand a chance anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
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