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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

He's left-handed like me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The peer reviews are downright diabolical

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"We enjoyed the discussion in which the author disseminated the fallout from vanquishing their foes, but we found their choice of method ('Block out the Sun') derivative of prior work ('Burns et al, 2005’) without citation."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Burns et al 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

The IRB rejects your experiment for not being unethical enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Simply build a Paperwork Organizinator

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Ugh, why did I even sign on for this evil postdoc position? I could be doing evil research in the private sector right now."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

In the evil private sector.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

If you're a medical doctor, then it would be the Medieval private sector

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

And if you like to jump over things on motorcycles, it's the Evel private sector.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

That's redundant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Also called the private sector

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Good point, I can't believe I messed that up!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

Evil grants don't apply for themselves. YET.