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[–] [email protected] 3 points 40 minutes ago

That a fucking dope tattoo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

(Proceeds to scratches his Ass)

I thought you were a Geography Major?

(whispers sensually in his ear) I am.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Antarctic drilling is legal again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

“Places I’ve been”

Colors in America, but not Alaska.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Probably counting only the contiguous 48

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Lol I wanna see on a dudes big fat hard belly. You know the type. None of that floppy belly shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Projecting a Mercator projection onto a curved surface... Greenland doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

At least the map includes New Zealand

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

And yet they appear to have omitted Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You think the treatment of GREENLAND is bad? See if you can find the tiny spike that the peninsula and hundreds of islands that is Denmark has been reduced to on this 😄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Greenland is the most obvious (to my eye) case of the distortion that Mercator projection causes at near-polar latitudes.

I'm not anywhere near as confident that I could say what shape Denmark is at the best of times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

That's completely fair 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Luckily, he hasn't gotten Sudan colored in yet so there's still time to draw the new border.

But that's the problem with a tattoo like this: imagine having to get a cover-up because some inconsiderate separatist jerks won their "freedom and right of self-determination," SMH!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

They might've got the tattoo before South Sudan split from Sudan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

To the south of Sudan, actually.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Having that tattoo 100 years ago and over decades must have sucked...

Yeah, it's me again, please remove the border and re-color Poland, Austria, ...

Nevermind, German lost, change the color back and add borders...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the person with this tattoo gets them colored in once they've visited that country, which if so I think that's pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Republic of Congo or Democratic Republic of Congo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

"You mean Zaire?"

"Sure, mom"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Just don't have an American girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

Downunder 😏