alternatively it looks like someone just bit him haha

Don’t forget about the human ability to literally chase an animal until it collapses with exhaustion. Humans are literally the monster from It Follows.

compared to body mass lizards probably have us beat there too. I remember catching a lizard when I was little then running around the yard screaming because it latched onto my finger
It didn't even hurt, I was just scared

It’s well understood and documented that humans are very OP.

All this picture says is basically "the bigger the jaw, the more biting force". And then it compares animals with bigger jaws than humans

Also like, we aren't cursed to a life of suffering and early death if something takes a bite out of our leg, we can patch it up and get assistance from those around us to still live a good life.

We also have better full-light vision than a lot of animals, even the ones with good dark vision.

Not all dogs are the same, of course. Some dog breeds can bite harder than wolves. We selectively bred them for chomp strength.

It's averaged out, the real values are in a range, they just took the average between them.

We are omnivores and do a lot of chewing. Dogs don't really chew, just rip.

Some great apes that have more raw plants in their diet even have a bony ridge on their skull that the jaw muscles attach to.

Our jaws actually have great leverage, our molars are very close to where the jaw muscle attaches.

But it's not a cookie! It's a Newton!

I have a cat named fig, could you eat 700 of her?

Yeah but do you have the bite force to bite through all 700 at once?

Never skip jaw day.